Car Crash Choreography Prints

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

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'Congratulations. You've passed.'

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'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'Don't get involved.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

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Marvin and the new airbag