Car Crash Choreography Pillows

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

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'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

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'How was my emergency stop?'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Don't get involved.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

Bollard Crash