Car Crash Comedy Seeker Prints

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Noah's ark, many lions

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'