Car Comedy Fan Prints

"Dad says where are his clean underpants?"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'And here's the toolkit.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

'It's my prostate.'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Getting the Finger

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."