Car Collector's Dream T-Shirts

LIMOUSINE FOR SALE

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

TS Motors Inc.

The car showroom

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"She's family."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'