Car Cleaning Fan Pillows

'The door jammed.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Tortoise polishing his shell

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Finishing Line

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

I think it's your suspension!

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Small car - big man.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Green Vehicle Only

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'