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'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Well, now we've seen it."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

We are here!

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Hurdles with Steps

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Crossing the Road

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

Just drive home, Howard --- I feel like chasing it tonight.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

You are here.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Season Finale

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank