Car Buying Newbie Pillows

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Thatched roof car.

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'