Captain Of Commerce Pillows

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

CEO with SEO

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lifesaver!

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Verbal Orders

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.