Captain Of Leisure Pillows

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I AM at my usual position."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Biliard Enthusiast

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Working from home to-do list.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'I told you we should have unionized.'