Capsule Wardrobe Pillows

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Egg

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Wearing all black

'You must have something in my size?'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

Still in fashion

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'Fairy friday.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."