Capsule Wardrobe Mugs

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Egg

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Wearing all black

'You must have something in my size?'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

Still in fashion

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Fairy friday.'

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

Teddy for each day of the week

"I got tired of webbed feet."

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.