Capri Lover Pillows

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Swimming Prankster

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Summer wants.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Pottery Slam

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Pisa and sons.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."