Kitchen Capers Lover Pillows

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Baker Romance

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'You made me jump,'

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Bees arresting a honey bear.

Ants take cheese and grater

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"Egg Beater"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Bad dog!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank