Cape Cod Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Well, of COURSE we're running away! Do you have any travel packages to sunny Cape Cod?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Pizza-Fed Beef

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Fisherman Funneral

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

A nice Chianti?

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

I say we go check his fishing permit !

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'Wine region.'

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."