Cape Cod Connoisseur Mugs

'Well, of COURSE we're running away! Do you have any travel packages to sunny Cape Cod?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Pizza-Fed Beef

Fisherman Funneral

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Hello, Madame, we'd like to talk to you about cod...'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

I say we go check his fishing permit !

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

A nice Chianti?

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."