"...He's just been flying coach for seventeen hours!"
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Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.
The World Wide Web.
'I'm on my way!'
'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'
'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'
Female chemotherapy warrior.
The Aerial Steam Carriage
'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'
Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?
Going to Work. . .Coming Home
Woman goes to Origami Airport.
"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"
Flight Crew Lockdown Check List
'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'
"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"
"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."
"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."
"I can't believe they put us in dog class!"
A drone laying an egg
"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."
Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.
"Student driver"
'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'
Kennedy Airport
"This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us, and for using your time on board to contemplate the cruel paradox of polluting the very planet that we love to travel and explore."
For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!
"So how are things back in economy?"
Qantas London Sydney
Flight nap
The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!
Approaching Runway 3?
'Ready?'
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