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Graduation Cap Trash Bin

"1-1"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

Graduate

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate of 2021

Circus trousers

Unsuitable clothing.

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Graduate.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

Resumes

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

'You got haberdashed!'

"I didn't know you had a minor."

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Graduation.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

'The captain yelled women and children first.'