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The art of painting

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Just call me Picasso!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Vigilante Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Artist painting a cat.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

"Quit moving"

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Caped Character

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Ocotillo