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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Just call me Picasso!

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Artists of the wild west.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Creator's Block

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I love rock festivals!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Painter's Duel.

Artist painting a cat.

"Stop staring"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"I suffer for my art..."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Picasso's learning years.

Art Theft

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

A Blanksy

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."