Canteen Connoisseur Pillows

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Cops special dessert.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Tartine

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Canape?

Hats and Food

The Alpha Seltzer

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Electric Blanket.

Pet Entertainers

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

With Compliments

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

What's the insect de jour?

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"