Canoe Lover Mugs

Indians making canoe.

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'When I said to go jump in the lake, I didn't mean it literally.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Go jump in the lake!

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.