Canoe Lover Pillows

Indians making canoe.

'When I said to go jump in the lake, I didn't mean it literally.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Loud mouth bass.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Go jump in the lake!

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.