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Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"You know damn well what noise!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Moulin Rouge Security

Aromatherapy for Men

Music Hall Dancers

"FORE!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

It's Tinned !

"Another miss, sir."

Battle.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

'Closer... closer...'

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

How the Apocrypha Came to Be

'At last - A nice quiet place to hatch these eggs.' 'Ready.....Aim....'

"Well, the crazy bastards went ahead and did it... they wrapped it in bacon."

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.