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'Cannonball!'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Panettone

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

Boredom relief.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Bird plucking a cello

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

The Firebird

Notre Dame Phoenix

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

Phoenix

Cricket widow's revenge

Bravo!

The phantom of the Oprah.

Family swimming in the ocean

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

Fish with Oars.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

David Dickinson

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Lessee....If I cut that rope next time around...'

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs

Two men in a capsized canoe

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

'Please welcome next . . .'