Canned Goods Mugs

Chicken soup for the stomach.

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'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Pet Foods

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Heavy syrup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

TACO

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

Potted meats section.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Soldier dragging tins around

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

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