Canned Goods Collector Mugs

Heavy syrup

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Pet Foods

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Chicken soup for the stomach.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Well, shoot. If we lose, what are we going to do with all this merch we had printed up? 1549 Regional Champs.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Grocery Store Gravity

Lager Drinker.

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Potted meats section.

Fishing.

Beer Fancier

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

"Now that they're starting to raise the minimum wage, they should raise the bottle and can recycle refund."

Hard Water

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'

Star Trek: The Ashtray

"C'mon, would it really be heaven if you couldn't bring it with you?"

'I warned you about eating so much canned food.'

'You know what? Canned salmon is actually quite nice...'