Canned Goods Pillows

Chicken soup for the stomach.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Pet Foods

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Heavy syrup

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

TACO

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

Potted meats section.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Soldier dragging tins around

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

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