Cannabis Coach Prints

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"My joints... are almost done"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

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