Canine Surfer Mugs

He's never been one for the water, but he's really taken to dog paddling.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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TV-Man

Turtle Hat

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'No surf?'

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'