Canine Surfer Mugs

He's never been one for the water, but he's really taken to dog paddling.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Turtle Hat

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

How I met your mother

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'No surf?'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."