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"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Yoga.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.