Canine Meditation Master Prints

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

All we have in life is this moment...