Canine Market Analyst Prints

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"They’re real."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Travel looks strong!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

The two faces of capitalism.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."