Animal Kingdom Analyst Prints

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"It's settled - we'll eat the slowest and the weakest."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Check out the old dude.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Food chain.