Canine Creativity Observer Pillows

'Sit!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Dog phrenology

Creative accounting.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"You're amazing!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I'm liking it already!"

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"Natural selection in action."

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

Highway sign writer's block.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Would you like fries with that?'

'Whaddaya mean, you're a loner? There's no such thing as a loner rabbit.'