Creative Canine Appreciator Pillows

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

No Soliciting

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"You're amazing!"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Sit!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Meet the Artist.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'You can wait.'

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Trophy dog stick

Square-d-cat.

"Next time make two trips."

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

'He's so bright he scares me!'

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"Your father may be in there a while. He swallowed a squeaker."

Black Labrador Retriever

"Begging's not my thing."

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

'Say, what happened to my plastic popping frog?'