Creative Canine Appreciator Pillows

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

No Soliciting

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"You're amazing!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Sit!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Meet the Artist.

Trophy dog stick

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'You can wait.'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

Square-d-cat.

"Next time make two trips."

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"Your father may be in there a while. He swallowed a squeaker."

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'

"Begging's not my thing."

'Say, what happened to my plastic popping frog?'

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'