Canine Creativity Observer Mugs

'Sit!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Dog phrenology

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Creative accounting.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"You're amazing!"

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

"Natural selection in action."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Highway sign writer's block.

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Are you going to eat that?"