Canine Couples Therapists T-Shirts

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Your Home Remodel Team

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Express Therapy

"See how controlling he is?!"