Canine Cosseter Mugs

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Another slander suit!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dog Igloo.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'Steroids.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Nice sweater."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

Punk and Dog.

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

"I'm going to disqualify myself."

'If you ask me, we're just a couple of fashion accessories.'

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'