Canine Cosseter T-Shirts

'You spoil that dog, Fred.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Another slander suit!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dog Igloo.

'Steroids.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Punk and Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

"Nice sweater."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"I'm going to disqualify myself."

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

'If you ask me, we're just a couple of fashion accessories.'

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"