Canine Cookie Buddy Prints

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man and dog on treadmills.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Oreolas

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

Doggy Bites

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.