Canine Cookie Buddy Mugs

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Works every time.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Man and dog on treadmills.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

Oreolas

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Doggy Bites

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.