Canine Companionship Pillows

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Foster failure

"Remember that time when Mama said, ‘It’s either me or that dog’?"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

"Sure, my master's okay...but I wouldn't call him my best friend!"

'Okay, how do we do this?'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

Welcome to the Team

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."