Canine Communicator Prints

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"I'm concerned about his memory. He keeps asking, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' "

"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

Dog-English dictionary.

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

You're supposed to be man's best friend, but you never call and you never write!

'You drive a hard bargain, but okay -- newspaper pipe, AND slippers.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Missing human - answers to bark bark bark!

'No, no, no I said SIT'

Neighborhood Welcome Waggin'

How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.

'No need to shout.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

Relationship counselor.

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

His masters voicemail.

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

"So I sued him, claiming the bark collar violated my free speech, won a bg settlement, and now I'm an animal rights lobbyist."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'It's had a chilling effect on my developing a relationship..'

'Your mouth says 'no'... but your tail says 'yes'.'

'Ms. Lemieux will read the incessant barking from the last meeting.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

'Where's the duck?'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I don't want to be his best friend any more."

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.