Canine Communicator T-Shirts

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"I'm concerned about his memory. He keeps asking, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' "

"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

Dog-English dictionary.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'You drive a hard bargain, but okay -- newspaper pipe, AND slippers.'

You're supposed to be man's best friend, but you never call and you never write!

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Missing human - answers to bark bark bark!

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

'No need to shout.'

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

Neighborhood Welcome Waggin'

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Relationship counselor.

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'Ms. Lemieux will read the incessant barking from the last meeting.'

'Where's the duck?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'It's had a chilling effect on my developing a relationship..'

'Your mouth says 'no'... but your tail says 'yes'.'

His masters voicemail.

"So I sued him, claiming the bark collar violated my free speech, won a bg settlement, and now I'm an animal rights lobbyist."

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

"They certainly know how to hit where it hurts."