Animal Communicators Prints

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

Dogs and Paper....a Complicated Relationship

"Moo means moo."

"Fine ... no walk? I am so barking all night long!"

"I totally agree. I only hope the Democrats are listening."

"I'm winded. You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?"

"He's part schmoozer."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

"Me? I'm here for the petworking.".

"It's all in emojis, but I think Lassie is trying to tell us something."

"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I have no thumbs."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Have you tried biting him?"