Canine Comedy Seeker Prints

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Clown on bike.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Noah's ark, many lions

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.