Canine Clock-watcher Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Second hand furniture.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Deflator mouse

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."