Canine Chums Pillows

"Wait - you get excited when the humans come hom? Dude, you've been watching too many dog shows."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Bad dog."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

Text Culture

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Wagging Dog

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'The meaning of life is dog food.'