Canine Chic Connoisseurs Pillows

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I was almost that last year."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

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Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

K9 Literati.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"